Stolen Wallpaper

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Location: Zeeland, Michigan, United States

Hi. I wish I had a job selling squirrels. They're so furry, and give you toothy grins. Unless they're rabid, in which case they will eat your face off and then find the rest of your family. That's not so good, I guess.

Friday, September 28, 2007

The Evil Plan Comes To Fruition

You are sort of invited
To the wedding of
Chad Michael Wedeven
Scottie Dee Anne Orr
at the Ottawa County Courthouse in Grand Haven, Michigan
on the 12th of October at 11:00 AM
before the assorted assembled shellshocked relatives.
The bride will wear black.
The groom will wear a giant stupid grin.
Music will be a boombox playing "Downstream" by Supertramp.
The reception will be half price food at the bride's place of employment.
The honeymoon will be a drive northward to look at the leaves.
No gifts, please--too much money is owed, and the guilt would be unassuageable.
Wish us big steaming piles of luck.