Kicks Are For Trids

Carrie Cooper once was convinced
Her daddy was a Nazi prince.
This made him wince.
Dottie Draper used to think
Her mom and pop would drink
Ill-smelling brown brews that made them shrink.
Carol Cranston liked to believe
The Shrine Circus lived up her shirt sleeve.
Esther Adams used to like
Roses stuck in the spokes of her bike
Even if they had little spikes.
Patty Palmer tried to deduce
Just why her daddy would find an excuse
Whenever her prize sheep got loose.
Rhonda Rudolph had a surprise
When she was forced to realize
Her four-winged gerbil had met its demise.
Vanda Visser knows
Eleanor Engel chews on her toes.
Christie Coleman can't understand
Why other people don't think it's grand
When she shoots flames from the palm of her hand.
Norma Nader knows not a thing.